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>Be ~5 years ago
>On my way to school on the bus
>Friend who plays pokemon asks to battle
>Says 1v1 his level 100 obviously hacked Charizard against my level 83 legit Empoleon
>Sure why the fuck not
>Crowd gathers to watch
>That motherfucker brought two pokemon instead of just his Charizard
>Fucking liar and a cheater
>He sends out Charizard and I send out Empoleon
>Tension in the crowd is rising
>Hydro Pump
>One hit KO
>Everyone's face when
>Friend claims it was a critical hit and therefore "didn't count"
>Didn't see it say it was a critical hit
>Doesn't fucking matter anyway
>His next pokemon
>Level 93 three headed dick bird
>Kills my Empoleon
>Friend claims he won the battle
>Rage so fucking hard
>Explain he broke the established rules and I killed his Charizard which is all that matters
>Bitch ass nigga still claims he won
Anyone got stories like this? I know I'm not the only one.
