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I hate this stupid fucking volcano. It's on every single fucking team I play against. Whenever I see it's stupid snaggle-toothed face I feel my fists clench and my blood begin to boil. Just seeing that fucking floating lion it fucking ruins my day. It always runs the stupid "MUH SPECIAL DEFENSE" set, except when it doesn't and revenges me with the fucking Choice Scarf set. Not only that, but the stupid fucking vacant expression on its moronic face sends me into a frustrated rage. Do you see that stupid fucking grin? It fucking knows I hate it, and it's almost as if it's trying to say "Well what the fuck are you going to do about it, you little bitch?" Why the hell does a living volcano even exist? What the fuck is it even supposed to be? Why does it have a saucepan on its head? It makes no sense, holy fucking shit.
