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So you guys like villains, do you? Look, I've recently purchased the intellectual property rights to A Cooper Named Scoop or whatever he's called, and we're looking to take the series in a new direction. We want it to be darker and grittier for a more mature audience. Without further ado, here's the scoop on the new Coop!
>Punished Cooper, a Cooper denied his Scooper
>All he wanted out of life was to share his god-given gift of scooping with the world
>But Lost Hope DENIED him
>Without his scooping, he lost sight of himself. Who was he? Was he even anything?
>A man denied his purpose and utterly demoralized, he grew bitter and cold. Angry at the world, he lashed out!
The guild must now deal with the consequences of their actions and face the monster they've created, in...
SCOOPSIE-DAISY! (The title's a work in progress, I ain't got much to work with here)
Look fellas, I think we really have something here. Do you really want to be sittin' at your dinner table with the little tykes, and they ask you "Daddy, why are we so poor" and you have to tell them "Well kids, it's because I passed on the chance to SCOOP up a great deal and now they're raking in all the dough without us"?
Whaddya say pals, do we have a deal or not?