>>12443702Ten long seconds later, the door opens, and...
You are greeted to a floor full of empty beer cans, a woman with a not-so-empty one in her hand, and a moderate bust in your face that can't be at all ignored.
It takes you five seconds to register the concept that you may or may not be in the wrong apartment.
"Eh?....Are you that kid..?" asks the woman.
"Are you Major Lucy?"
Synchronized nods follow.
"Huh...I thought you'd be older.."
Let that sink in for a moment.
You are lead into the apartment, which is littered with empty cans, Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Pizza Hut boxes. You have to frequently remind yourself that this apartment is in the ownership of a woman.
It's like you're in bizarro-Sinnoh.
A) Ask Lucy why the place is a pig sty.
B) Ask Lucy if she has any Dewritos left.
C) Ask Lucy if her tastes lie within younger men.
