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>bold Lugia
Well, i dunno. If i wake up at my house, my mother would probably be scared as fuck almost going crazy.
I'm a cop and frequently need to stay overnight, or sleep at work so, if that shit happened at job, i would have serious problems of people freaking the fuck out and heavy weaponry shooting at me. I'm a fucking almighty legendary being, however, and those Peebles wouldn't do shit to my multiscales.
After controlling the situation, i would use my psychic Powers to comunicate with my mother and explain things.
I would make high use of my smogone nature and, even without another pokémon around or an actual challenge, i would train the fuck out, minmax the right evs, get strong and, aftee that, rob a federal reserve or something, bringing everything down with my aeroblasts and killing every fucking one that was inside or that tried to stop me, just because i'm a fucking fish-bird-dragon and i can. After that, give the money to mom, promise to keep contact and leave to adventure.
I would fly around the world, ravage through war, destroy Israel because fuck yes, travel deep down and see all beautiful things at the sea and use my advantage of not giving a fuck about pressure to investigate mariana trench, obviously using my psychic Powers to check far away from my surroudings... We don't know what the fuck is down there.
I would travel and show my mother all beautiful places, see cool things, give her the good life until her last day and, after that, probably claim a Island and start a New city or such with a cult full of cute girls and lolis worshipping me with neverending love and admiration, telling them about the horrible things of the world outside.
Sometimes, i would go to said world just to trash about. I would mainly have aeroblast for destruction, roost to recovery and to give humana despair when they see that the furious beast is not even scratched after hours, the other ones would always be changing.
