>>47398410That would have to be me
>be me>enjoy playing old pokemon games in my bed with my comfy snow doggo plushie (only good part of generation i hate which is the start of the end btw)>walk outside with my swampert, rhydon and volcarona (heccin underrated buggrino btw only good part of generation i hate) shirt that says ambiguous monsters>see a zoomer playing pokemon>ew he has a shirt of electivire, a heckin uninspired my moms obese cartoonish fursuit object-based NU-pokemon (NU = Heckin' stinky poopoo)>he asks me if i would like to play the new pokemon games with him>i break his 3DS and show him an image of a smug gardevoir dressed as marnie grinning and farting while extending my jaw in anger, telling him;>"UHHH??? YIKES??? THIS ISN'T POKEMON YOU ZOOMER!!! POKEMON STOPPED BEING GOOD AFTER 2005 THIS ISN'T MY POKEMON THIS IS NU-POKEMON!!! THIS IS SO NOT HECKIN KINO THE POKEMON ARE SOULLESS!!! BACK IN MY DAYS THEY WERE CREATIVE AMBIGUOUS REALISTIC MONSTER DESIGNS LIKE UMBREON AND MEWOTH!!!">as he starts sobbing, he picks up his broken 3DS and he points out at a sign which shows voltorb and says>"b-b-but voltorb is literally a pokeball...and its from kanto...">As i am disgusted by this zoomer's derivative strawman, i tell him why voltorb is actually a reference to RPG trap chests and is peak pokemon design that filters casual scum plebs like him>Then i spit on him and tell him to seethe and cope and that he should seek help as i leave to buy my gengar shirt, rick and morty dressed as red and professor oak cup that says "i poke-love science!" and a snorlax pillow>some cops later asked me if i know this kid and with honor i tell them:>"Yes, now here's that attention you ordered">One of the cops then tells him "this unironically" because he is not a brainwashed sheep consumer, but a kino respector like me!What about you anons? did you ever smite down a casual zoomie as the nostalgiachad you are? and how kino was it? God what happened to pokeymon!?
