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Oh shit, I've fallen behind on my daf yomi, thanks for the reminder.
This shit is hilarious
>"Hey, why didn't you guys come to my friend's lecture?"
>"He couldn't help us with our question, so clearly we have nothing to learn from him."
>"Hit me with it."
>"If someone cuts off their slave's finger, the slave is freed; but what about his balls, does that count?"
>"Uh. I don't know? What the fuck."
>"Psh, Rabbi Hotcakes, more like Rabbi ROTcakes. Go away loser."
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>There are 24 extremities: fingers, toes, ears (count as one), nose, penis, boobs (also count as one).
>>guys' nipples also count!
>>the tongue counts, since it's exposed when you speak
>>and castration!
>>>We already said the penis, dummy.
>>>What about the tongue?
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>Dude what if you were doing a ritual and the guy got ritual water in his mouth?
>>I think that counts.
>>>I think you're wrong.
>>Wait, does it hit his tongue?
>It hits the lips.
>>Just the lips? It's fine then, that counts.
