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Your waifu would hate you. Regardless of who or what it is--human, Pokémon, etc.--she would find you repugnant. You're ugly, fat, smell bad, have no aspirations, and have no money. What could you possibly offer someone like Nessa? Or Melony? Hell, Melony is a mature woman with a family. Leaving all of that for your miserable ass would be taking a giant step backwards.
Remember: Your waifu would hate you.
