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>be a kid
>shower
>drink the shower water
>spit it out everywhere pretending I'm squirtle
>shampoo bottles are my targets
>I train every time I shower so I can get better with my water gun attack
>thinks this way eventually I will become a real squirtle
>I also make random spit bubbles in class because I wanted to perfect my bubble beam
>I make squirtle poses and noises everytime I do so I look crazy and retarded
>Spin around on the floor pretending I was inside my shell
No wonder I had no friends