>>18920224"Yo. Do you like feet?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"A yes or no one, now answer. Do you, or do you not, like feet?"
"Not...in particular?"
"Do you like them when they're petite, dainty, and stockinged?"
"How does that change anything?"
"Wow. Sounds like you're not that big of a fan. WELL THEN, I recommend you better get the fuck up and start liking them, they'll save your life one day, the first time I tasted stockinged feet, I thought I was dreaming, and back then I hope I did because I was scared out of my fucking mind about girls, but then I learned to simmer the shit down and just fuck the puss-puss. See, that's the thing about chicks, as long as they're willing and submitting, you don't even HAVE to be afraid, you just grow a pair and pile-drive that glory hole as hard as you can, now I'd like to say more, but I'm too busy being on a seventy-five week road trip. Keep it hangin', unknown bro. PS: Always remember to love the water, shit's fantastic, man."
