>>38746531>AudinoThe nurse who couldn’t pass even the most rudimentary of biology courses, but who got a job anyway because Wigglytuff wasn’t in the regional dex. On her days off (or her lunch breaks), she loves to chug vodka out of a sunscreen bottle she has saved. She thinks slurping up the SPF along with the alcohol will help stave off her impending skin cancer, but we all know it won’t, and she would too, of course, had she not failed out of nursing school.