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Hello friend, you see I am back to give away best Pokemonster again.
Delibird is joke of pokemon yes? NO! He is best pokemon. Capitalist pig Americans are too stupid to see glory of Ivan model Delibird.
A&Q
Q: Why would I want Delibird?
A: This is Ivan, not regular sandwich meat bird.
Q:Doesn't he only learn present?
A: No, use selective breeding to raise strong bear-bird.
Ivan is knowing of moves
>Ice Shard
>Ice Punch
>Fake Out
>Destiny Bond
He is Jolly and Hustling (3-5iv having)
Q:Why is my female Delibird named Ivan?
A: Ivan is having no gender. Question is dumb. Gender is Ivan.
Q: Will I win with Ivan?
A: Ivan is best member of team. He is making for faking out enemy. Then sharding ice upon them. If he is dying, Ivan will bond destiny and take enemy down with him. You are having no problem.
Disclaiminger: Aerial Ace not included (use TM lazy Americans)
Come get free Ivan, payment of other IV mon is preferring but is not only. This is giveaway, wealth is to be shared with fellow comrades.
Long live Soviet Union, long live Ivan.
