>>26600374I know your pain.
Sexy image with no pokegirl?
"Oh, cool, that's neat. I might remember that next time I need to fap"
Put Pokegirl in it, otherwise identical image?
Dick: "You, hand, me, NAO"
I am convinced it is either a result of tapping into a psychocomatic field generated by all of /vp/'s users that works because however many hundreds of posters all share an attraction, or else Nintendo being as old as it is, has mastered the technique of making innocent characters fuggable as possible to maintain that iron-jawed trap on lonely guys.
And then they tell us to go to the frozen, Siberian wastes of /h/ to find relief. It just isn't fair.