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Oh boy have I got a good one
>be me in 2013
>XY just launched
>go to mall to pick up game (I chose Y)
>head to coffee shop to pick up a drink before I go home
>decide to stay in for a bit to check the game out
>order my drink and boot up 3ds (had it in pocket for streetpassing because that was a thing in 2013)
>start up the game and get starter
>as soon as I've chosen my starter, I get a battle request from some random person
>"It's probably just a little kid, I'll entertain them."
>they still have only a Fennekin and a Scatterbug, so all's good
>Send out Froakie
>He sends out Scatterbug
>It's shiny and has some weeb name
>tackle/pound.jpg
>scatterbug dies
>in comes Fennekin
>has 'My Waifu' as nickname
>wtf.png
>outspeeds froakie and crits tackle
>i lost, but I don't care
>suddenly, I hear someone shouting from across the coffee shop
>turn around to look
>some huge neckbeard wearing a fedora stood up in the middle of the coffee shop celebrating about a Pokemon battle
>he has some anime magazine on the table in front of him and a Hatsune Miku skin on his 3DS
>he's getting out of breath just from standing up
>I decide to leave quickly
>I go to throw my coffee cup away and I hear:
>"Yeah, I destroyed that little punk. I can't believe he chose that retarded frog; Fenekkin is easily best girl. he probably doesn't even want to fuck his Pokemon - what a faggot."
>immediately dash out of the coffee shop and run to my car
>the car next to mine has a body pillow in it
>take a guess at what was on it
By the way, that was a word for word quote. I have had it etched into my brain in some form of weird ass PTSD
