>>19025409http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_wVKQMSBc"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"ABLOO BLOO BLOO"
"WHY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOESN'T SHE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ME? WHHHHY HIIIIIIMMMMMM?"
Trevor's tears mix with the melting snow as he hugs himself and weeps in the corner of his snow fort, the door is closed and locked tight.
"H-HOW COME SHE GIVES ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALS, B-BUT HE GIVES HER THE D?!? BAAAWWWWWWWW!"
Serena's delivery turns out to be actually apples, cinnamon apples to be exact. The kind that most people eat at western cafes as a side dish.
"I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND ECONOMICS, B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE LIFE ANY EASIER--WHHHHHYYYY?"
"PIGGY PENETRATION--IT'S CONSTANT DESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRR--I JUST WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HER, WHHHHY IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK FOR? WHY IS IT THAT MY CRUSH BLOATED SO SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE SPAN OF A FEW DAYS--WHAT HAPPENED TO SHAUNAAAAAA?"
"THESE WOOOOOUNDS WILLL NOOOOT HEEEAAAAL!"
Deja vu. Seriously.
Trevor continues to cry and cry as he shoves more and more of Serena's hot delicious cinnamon apples into his mouth, each burning sensation in his mouth only a continued reminder that he will never truly be able to rub his sweet cheeks up against her thighs.
"T-They ...they smell just like her... I'm eating them, and they came from her, I am technically eating her...BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW"
A) Tell Trevor to shut the fuck up because you did that already and you did it better.
B) Trevor gets a mysterious knock on his door..
C) Trevor gets a Holo Caster call.