>>16863646Lily starts by naming the obvious, the obvious stuff her kinky, psychotic mind would need and want to satisfy her unruly tendency to go out of control and do nonsensical things.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell!~ I want a set of knives--THE GOOD KIND, some garbage bags, bleach--NOT THE CRAPPY ANIME I MAY LOOK LIKE I LIKE IT BUT I DON'T OKAY--, rope, a-and
a new skirt because I can never have too many clothes!~ And, and......and..."
"And?"
"And. . ." Lily pauses.
"I......I..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuNo02q0mY"I want my boyfriend back..."
The Santa cocks an eyebrow, "Hmm?"
"My boyfriend... H-He's really far away a-and I may not even see him again... I just want to meet him one more time a-and maybe give him a hug and a kiss and a REAL goodbye a-and--no, no, I don't want to say goodbye, I-I want him to stay here with me...O-Or if not even either of those things, I-I just want him to be happy this year..."
Lily starts wiping her eyes, tears threatening to seep out.
Old saint Nick isn't as sympathetic, in fact Noel is a bit perplexed to be honest, his lack of exposure to teenage angst makes him take things a bit too literally.
"You...You want me to put a boy under your tree...?"
A) A loud "Y-YES!!!" in-between sobs.
B) "M-Make s-sure to wrap h-him w-with a bow, D-DON'T STICK HIM IN A BOX!"
C) "N-No, I meant to say--well wait. Actually yes, can we do that?"
