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You had better put on your diaper cause I'm going to tell you about the dopest nigga
Sewaddle is the cutest and objectively best first stage worm/bug thing of every gen, it will straight up slap your shit, and its little hoodie is edible, how baller is that
Then it evolves into Senior Grumpy Dumpies, this nigga constipated all the time, which is cute, and it's a great change of pace from the standard sentient cocoon, though it has less moves than Flareon
And I hope you still have room in that adult undergarment for a torrential overflow of cum, because it evolves into Leavanny, this bitch wears the swaggest leaf ensembles ever created, even its arms are leaves, it don't get fresher than that
Plus it wrecks shit, have you ever gotten your ass handed to you by someone wearing a victorian-era dress made out of leaves? You can't just look a nigga in the eyes after that, nobody wants to be known as the guy that got wrecked by a bitch wearing pantaloons
It doesn't just beat you, it breaks your spirit
