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Okay hang on...
Back in the RBY days, my little brother had a friend who'd always brag with his team of six mewtwos.
One day he came to our house for a sleepover and brought his game.
My little brother always got beaten by him and I wanted to avenge him, so I challenged him to a battle.
I claimed to win with only my charizard and he accepted.
What he didn't know was that my Charizard didn't evolve from Charmeleon but from Missingno.
So he had ridiculous stats and seemingly infinite health.
The health bar glitched out and crossed Charizards sprite.
Anyway. I swept his team within seconds and he was trying to find excuses why he won and my brother laughed at him.
I wasn't done yet.
I asked him to trade cards afterwards. I convinced him to trade both of his Charizard cards, his Blastoise and his Chansey card, all holographic, for a box full of useless booster pack dropouts I wanted to throw away anyway.
His mother picked him up the other day and he showed her his new posession. Unfortunately for him, she knew well enough about the cards and knew I ripped him off.
She yelled "Okay, that's the last time I'm watching you getting ripped off your cards." She grabbed the box and threw them into our garbage container, telling him he's not getting new cards anymore and if she ever finds out he traded his other cards she would throw them away altogether.
He cried like a little bitch and they drove home.
It was hilarious