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>Go to Subway
>Have Blaziken [Speed Boost, Wide Lens, mixed wallbreaker set], Thundurus-T [Expert Belt, HP Ice, T-Bolt, Focus Blast and grass Knot because fuck you Gastrodon], and Scizor [SD set]
>27th battle
>Oponnent send out Starmie
>Swap Blaziken for Scizor
>Surf
>Was expecting a psychic.
>No big deal, Starmie's surf is a 3HKo, I can OHKo her with Bug bite
>Surf
>CRITICAL HIT
>"Oh well, I sen in past battles than Thundurus-T has the bulk to survive an Ice Beam, i'll be fine"
>Send out Thundurus-T
>Ice Beam
>Not critical
>He survives
>"Yes!"
>"Thundurus-T flicnhed!"
>Get outsped and killed next turn
>Send out Blaziken
>Protect
>Kneel down and pray to the gods of RNG to get a critical hit
>Didn't get a crit
Fuck you Subway. I'm gonna pokégen a Truant Durant
