>>21198709https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YMLtwArQis"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Out of fucking nowhere, a Charizard appears, lands on top of Jigglypuff, crushes her, and breathes fire with a ferocious Flamethrower. This fiery nostalgic piece of hot shit seems convinced that Greninja has stolen the spotlight from what was supposed to be a glorious return to battle without a disgusting human by his side. It could have been amazing, but it was usurped! Usurped by this apparent Mewtwo-ripoff.
Or so that's what Charizard says.
"ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!"
Greninja can only crane his head in confusion as the lizard lays the low down for what's about to go down in the next five seconds. Ranting and rambling, Charizard's roars and guttural growls leave Greninja to infer from context that the two are about to smash the fuck out of each other whether like it or not.
It turns out he's right about that, because the next thing Charizard does is slam a gigantic fucking boulder on Greninja.
"G-Greniiiiiinnnnnn!"
>A new foe has appeared!A) Use Slam!
B) Use Substitute!
C) Use Hydro Pump!
D) Use Jab Combo!
