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you guys are second rate breeders and sub par battlers too. It is a scientifically proven FACT that seaking with horns developed enough to use lightning rod fare far better in the wild as well as in battle compared to their large finned, swift swimming counterparts.
>be at cerulean gym spectating
>two schmucks are duking it out
>trainer 1, lets call him DICKS, is a seaking fin aficionado. has a full team of bigfin kantonian morph seaking, personally bred.
>trainer 2, apparently some guy from Jhoto named Chad. With a single pokemon.
>Chad sends out his pokemon, a Lanturn, fucking lanturn.
>DICKs has never seen a lanturn before, sets up a rain dance to really put on the pressure
>raindance
>against a fucking lanturn
>you already know what happens
>Chads lanturn uses thunder
>DICKS tries to maneuver and dodge the attacks with swift swim
>dodge thunder
>in the rain
>DICKS lands a single hit, not drill run or horn attack, but hydro pump, fucking hydro pump
>Lanturn's water absorb activated
>it was a team wipe, and DICKS lost 200 pokedollars that day
do fin lovers really? If its raining in a seakings natural habitat it doesn't matter that it can swim faster because
a) seaking are slow so a double boost in speed isn't that much faster compared to its predators
b) seaking predators like gyrados are boosted by rain too and can vaporize their prey with perfect accuracy hurricanes or tackle them into the stratosphere with a boosted waterfall if rain kicks in
c) a HORNED seaking would instinctively fight instead of flight and decimate any predators with its wide variety of horn based attacks
face it fin lovers, horns are the objectively superior trait of seaking in both aesthetics and utility.
t. the cerulean seaking horn fan club
