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Ah, hello 'Anon'. Thank you for making the time to meet us here at Game Freak HQ.
Now listen - the reason we asked you here is because your posts on the popular imageboard '4channel' have been making the rounds in the offices and, well, we were taken aback by your comments. Specifically these ones
>dexit is gay, fuck you masuda
>new games are soulless; where did all the kino go?
>fuck you ohmori stop removing based features bitch
>these new characters don't make my penis hard enough! shit games!
Needless to say, we were a little upset reading this as we thought we tried really hard this time to give the players the best Pokemon game ever.
But the bad reviews speak for themselves - clearly you know better than us.
Therefore, we will allow you to pitch 3 big changes (or add 3 features) for the Generation 10 games that will turn everything around for us and earn us back our credibility.
If the Gen 10 games get us a review score aggregate of 80 or higher, we will grant you full creative control of the Pokemon series and lead director of every future game (until you decide to retire).
So, what 3 core changes/ideas are they, 'Anon'?
