>>19449795After flying back to a safer part of the battlefield, Talonflame rests on the ground to rejuvenate himself, which spawns an opportunity for a counterattack that Luchy jumps for joy at. Running at high luchador speeds, the hawk retrieves a jagged shard of rock that was hidden within his plumage.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!"
Dio is quick to take advantage of the situation though. As soon as Talonflame recovers from his injuries, he shouts out the next move, "Talonflame, Me First."
>'WHAT AN ASSHOLE!'"Taloooooooooooooooo!"
The fiery bird snatches Luchy's attack before he can land the hit, powers it up by 50%, and then uses Stone Edge back at him. Sharp rocks rise up from the ground and stab your feathered bro.
Had it not been for Luchy's Fighting-typing to even things out, that would have been a nasty KO.
After getting up, a slightly-worn Luchy finally gets to land his Stone Edge on Talonflame, doing away a giant chunk of the health he just recovered. But because he's a Dio-mon, he gets to live through all of that and live to tell the tale at the red zone.
It is bouffshit defined.
>Luchy's turn is over! What does Pumpkaboo do? On who?A) Use Rock Slide!
B) Use Shadow Ball!
C) Use Bullet Seed!
D) Use Disable!