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HI, MILLY BAYS HERE WITH MY NEWEST PRODUCT: THE CHESPIN.
WHAT'S A CHESPIN, YOU ASK? ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN HOW IT FUNCTIONS.
1. COMPACT HEIGHT ALLOWS FOR EASY STORAGE ALONSIDE POTPANS.
2. HAS OVEN MITTS FOR HANDS SO IT CARRY ALL OF YOUR BURNING HOT POTPANS WHILE COOKING SOME STUFF.
3. IT HAS SECOND SET OF ARMS WHEN USES VINE WHIP SO IT WASH POTPANS TWICE AS FAST AS OTHER THINGS.
4. VINE WHIP ALSO GOOD FOR SMACKING PESKY MORMONS WHILE COOKING.
5. GRASS TYPE ALSO MEAN IT GROW HERBS FOR COOKING WITH POTPANS.
6. COMPLETELY ORGANIC. PLANT CHESTNUT AND GROW SECOND CHESPIN FOR POTPAN PROTECTION.
7. PLANT EVEN MORE AND HAVE ENTIRE ARMY OF CHESPIN CLEAN, COOK, PROTECT AND SMACK AWAY PESKY MORMON FROM POTPAN STASH.
ORDER NOW AND WE'LL GIVE YOU FLOWERS.
