>>49095221Imagine looking at a fucking chandelier Pokemon complete with a paper flame sticking out of its head and saying:
>"Yep. This is it. This is the Pokemon I've been waiting for. This is my bro for life, my ace, my fucking BEST FRIEND HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE CHANDELIERS NOTHING GETS MY DICK HARDER! GOD FUCKING DAMN BRO NEVERMIND ACTUAL COOL FIRE OR GHOST TYPES I WANT THE HAUNTED FUCKING CHANDELIER! GOD I JUST WANNA DUMP CANDLES DOWN MY URETHRA AND CUM IT OUT SO I CAN PRETEND I'M USING WILL-O-WISP LIKE MY BOI CHANDELURE!"And then worse, realizing that your "bro" which was clearly designed as forgettable worthless dex filler is shit in battle making it, surprise, forgettable worthless dex filler, and then having a fucking meltie over it so hard that you need to whine about it on an anonymous Mongolian wind surfing blog which happens to feature a Pokemon section. Like god damn dude it's Christmas eve, find something better to worry about.
