>>16352135"I-I didn't do it, I SWEAR, I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T-"
"You did. You did it. You did the crime. Now you have to do the time. Come with me, m'aam."
"NONONONONONO, PLEASE, NO! I-I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL! I-I...I STILL HAVE TO BREED MY PERFECT BRO TEAM WITH PERFECT IVS AND E-EVERYTHING-"
Roger Ebert grabs her arms and forces them behind her back, he puts them in handcuffs, "Perhaps you should have thought of that when you decided to kill a Pokemon. That's a crime, as much as a crime as killing a cat. And in that seldom-seen case, you get a double life-sentece."
Tears begin streaming out of her eyes, "P-Please.....Please don't do this...."
"I've been working as a curmudgeonly stalwart detective for over seventy-five years of my natural life, and over one-hundred and twenty-five years of my artificial life, do you really think I'm going to pay sympathy to a worst girl like you?"
Roger Ebert escorts the Breeder outside of his office, where she is quickly taken into custody by the Geosenge Police Dept. Just as he makes way back inside, he notices you and Miss waiting in his lounge room.
"You kids need something?"
A) Explain your duck-dilemma.
B) "What was all that about?"
C) Ask him why he isn't reviewing any movies right now.
D) Hire Roger Ebert to professionally spy on Miss.
