>>16232048This isn't worth it.
This isn't worth it.
This isn't even close to being worth it.
Sure, you can spend all day in jail appealing to this fucking pig, but for what? It's only going to prolong the final fight in which you liberate the evil from the good and truly show how alpha you are to Miss Leading, and subsequently step it up from Mister Follower to Mister Leading.
Yeah.
Mister Leading sounds sexy as fuck. That's the kind of name you want to lose it to.
"HEY! Look over there! THREE-HEADED REPUBLICAN INFERNAPES!"
"Howdy?" the Grumpig looks around, and you immediately take what may just be your only open opportunity to break out of a prison cell in your natural teenage life.
"BADONK! Looks like this criminal....finally got charged."
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The Grumpig's accent disappears as he squeals loudly out of pure agony, he keels over in an instant.
Using what little time you have available before more guards show up, you quickly steal Boo Boo Keys and unlock the cage, you then grab Miss Leading's hand and get out of the cell.
"I'm sorry again for having to kill that guy Miss, I know how much you hate man-on-mon violence."
"Actually Calem, that guy was beginning to get on my nerves. It was a mercy killing at best."
"...Oh."
A) RUN BITCH RUN GET THE SHIT OUT OF HERE.
B) Kill Klefki because you know he's just gonna tell on you right now.
C) Nab the voice modulator.
D) Slice a thin slab of meat off of him.
