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You, Miss, and the piss-reeking scientist return to the Fossil Lab in order to return the stolen goods. It's here that you break the news to Gordo that you weren't able to recover his supply of crystals, but to compensate, you tell him that you know where his wife is.
He becomes elated, and assumes right away that she's with you and safe, and well, and home, and qt as ever.
You confess that she's in the belly of a Crystal Onix, and that she's probably already digested by now.As Gordo returns to bawling his heart out, you take a look at your many objectives for the day, and just how many you've completed.
>-OBJECTIVE LIST->Chrysolite located! U're waifu is cured!>Treasure accumulated! Crazy Doug is crazily proud.>Gordo's crystals and waifu - FOREVER LOST AND DED.>Bath salt miners left undisturbed!>Fossils stolen by Flare recovered!>Flare encountered and sent packing home!>Anina avoided! Y-You didn't have to just l-leave her t-there, meanies ;_;7"Huh. Six out of seven. That's not bad, actually"
