>>15515434You really don't need anymore helper shit on your plate, as nice as it would be to help this guy out too, "Hey, Flamboyant-Freddy! Where are those secret catacombs your Black Belt buddy was telling me about?"
Mr. Furflamboyant turns around at the sound of your rather loud voice, "Whoa whoa whoa! How do you know about that!? That is a treasured SECRET of the palace! Not just anyone knows about it, AND SHUT UP! Do you want the whole world to know about it!?"
Shauna fumes, "Hey, that wasn't nice!"
Mr. Furflamboyant scoffs, and covers his ears with his hands, "NOPENOPENOPE! I can't be nice, I CANNOT BE NICE until my precious Furbbles is back in my arms, my furfaggotry, the thing that keeps my essence and beauty whole! However shall I dress my Furfrou for the ball, WITHOUT him by my side? No no no, THIS IS NOT WONDERFROU."
A) "If we get your pussy dog back, what's in it for us?"
B) "Sounds like a *you* problem, now where are those catacombs, son?"
C) "You know, there's a lot to be said about pets that run away from pandering owners."
