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Dear Garchomp,
if you are reading this, im probably already dead. But that will not change much for you, will it?
Because to you, i was always dead, blank space, a void. The very void that ate me up every day - until now. Until the moment i decided to call it a life.
It was the moment when i did not receive a Mega evolution.
You see, i was not always like this. Struggling to make ends meet in RU. Struggling to keep myself from falling even further ... From falling further in to the bottom. Funny for a Pokémon with an ability called Levitate, isnt it? Yeah. You always laughed about me, Garchomp.
There used to be days when i was where you are now. In OU. In much simpler times, when one could still get by and feed his family with 100 base speed and attack.
Then you appeared. You were better in every imaginable way. Faster, manlier, stronger. You had Swords Dance. Not only did they put you instantly in OU, where is originally belonged. They discussed you and your blessed features all day long. Whether you should be rather in Ubers, because OU was too easy for you.
I? I received U-Turn and Roost. Later Defog, which is now my main qualification. Sweeping? No. I try hard to keep my part-time job as a defogger. I became a gimmick. I became a fucking gimmick, Garchomp.
Then, there was ORAS. Many classic Hoenn Pokémon received major overhauls. With their fancy Mega forms. You have already gotten your Mega to that moment.
I did not get a Mega evolution. They just forgot about me. I am Maractus. I am Fearow. I am Bellossom. I am. A forgotten. Filler. Shitmon.
Tomorrow, i will fight again, for my last time. Usually, when Mega Abomasnow uses Blizzard, i U-Turn out. This time, i will not.
Goodbye, Garchomp.
I hate you.
