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>“You need to believe me! My Gardevoir really loves me, she’s proof that Pokemon and humans can love each other! I was bullied in school and no girls would look at me, because they’re shallow bitches who go after jocks instead of nice guys like me. Gardevoir is the only Poke- no, person, who listens to me!”
>“No, I didn’t groom it. I mean, her. No, no, no! Stop laughing! This isn’t FUNNY, you guys!”