>>16578488You recall in Trainer's School learning about a move known as Water Pledge. A special move that causes kooky dooky secondary effects when combined with its counterparts Fire Pledge and Grass Pledge. Of course, this was during your fairyfag edgy phase so you didn't really pay much attention.
What you DO recall is that the move is extremely special and hazardous, to the point where only a special tutor can teach it to a Pokemon, and even then, only a select few.
The Water-starters: tiny turtle Squirtle, big jaw croc Totodile, mud fish Mudkip, penguin Piplup, sea otter Oshawott, and bubble frog Froakie.
>'Wait....*I* HAVE A FROAKIE! Oh gosh, those tutors TOTALLY get me!Nah, you have a hold of this move, you don't need some jackass telling you how to use it, "Froakie, use Water Pledge!"
Froakie turns to you, cocking his froggy brow, he too has heard of the move, but that doesn't mean he just MAGICALLY knows how to do it. Life doesn't work that way.
At least, not this time.Regardless, Froakie tries to use the move to the best of his abilities, using what little knowledge he has of the move, he punches the floor with his froggy-fists. His punch launches column after column of water. The columns are weak and blatantly unprofessional, but they still manage to hit Furfrou and mat down his dirty fur.
>'Fuck.. That move needs work...'This is just what Miss wants to see, "Counter Defense Plan B, initiate."
Furfrou barks loudly, stopping in midst of his Wild Charge to consume a Maranga Berry he's been holding in his afro, seems like Water Pledge activated it.
The doge wastes no time in eating it, fucking off your shitty taunt and raising his stats with a method that doesn't involve using a move.
