>>43656070>be 2014, I had just gotten out of high school and I wanted to get back into pokemon>a few friends and I go to gaymstop and buy a single copy of Pokemon x with pooled money>WelcometotheworldofPokemonretards.gif>we see the starters>autistic shitstorm over which starter we should choose>Since I own the 3DS were playing on and paid the biggest portion of the pool to buy pokemon with, I get to choose the starter>fennekin (not really important, just wanted to assert fox supremacy) >mild shitstorm over whether I was a furry or not>after first battle with shauna, one of my friends had a retarded idea>she says that we should drink a shot of vodka every time a pokemon gets knocked out and for every new feature added>since we are so damn cool, we decided that sure why the hell not>fuck around with controls and sperg out with roller skates (I fucking loved the roller skates)>SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS.jpg>get to lumiouse and get the free kantoshill starter they give us, but we are smashed by this point and the nickname for our squirtle got fucked from grenade to gerneade>get to that fancy house or something where you help the rich guy with his dog>took like 3 hours and a lot of arguing to figure it out>fireworks with shauna, and chants for sex ensue<after that I dont fucking remember
>something something We get a female eevee somehow>shefriend wants to evolve it into a jolteon>she gets called a faggot because I guess Jolteons are male>shitstorm over what sex certain eeveelutions are>Jolteon, Umbreon and Flareon are male and the rest are female; case closed>time to decide what eeveelution to evolve this particular eevee into>shitstorm ensues>settle on the weirdest looking one because drunk and we wanted to sample the fairy type>proceed to spend a gorillion hours in pokemon amie, because my friend how did the research on this, told us that we needed to max out the goddamn affection on this eevee1/2
