>>19909030"You know, little girl, I used to be an avid poet at one point."
"Really?~"
"The Mock Turtle, unlike those that mock him, is true to his word. At one point, all I did in my life was talk of poetry, but then when I became the Mock Turtle, no one had any time to listen to my poetry, because they used up all the time they had to listen on mocking me, see. But enough of reminiscing, listen to me now as I pell toetry. AHEM."
"Cau cau, cau cauc,"
"The Penguin Without an Identity."
"Qua qua, qua quack,"
"The Piplup void of amenity,"
"Squa squa, squa squawk,"
"He goes to work everyday,"
"Chir chir, chir chirp,"
"But nobody listens to his dismay,"
"Chee chee, chee cheep,"
"He goes home and showers alone,"
"Twee twee, twee tweet,"
"Not a wife in sight to disown,"
"He wakes up and opens his mouth."
"There is no sound from here to the south."
"That is because the Piplup has no identity, forever cursed to walk the earth a doomed non-entity."
A) Tell him that was deep.
B) Tell him that was dumb.
C) Tell him that made no sense whatsoever.
