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>be me
>have female vaporeon
>she wants to watch family guy together
>i pull up the streaming service it is on
>she eventually discovers the banned episodes are not on it
>My vaporeon takes my laptop, fires up a vpn, and torrents all the episodes of family guy
>I look at my computer hooked up to a flash drive and an external
>All the episodes are on both
Guys, is this Vaporeon like my Tyler Durden or something? If I make love to it which is part of myself, is that gay? I need to know