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Ok, grab some popcorn because this one's gonna be a doozy. I don't care at all about the regular Charmander line at all just because Bulbasaur's my pick. I can see why people like it, it's a damn fire-breathing dragon. But FUCKING HELL, this fucking two-mega bullshit makes me angrier than it reasonably should. Zard Y looks like something that could have actually evolved from Charizard, it has the same color scheme, it looks a hell of a lot more streamlined and organic, and everything just flows together as it should.
Zard X, however, looks like some edgelord-ass 13-year old kid's "nuthin personnel...kid..." OC that are a dime a dozen on Deviantart nowadays. It's a fucking mess, the needless shoulder-spikes, the post-Sriracha flames spewing from it's mouth, the typing given solely to pander to the retards demanding their precious dragon-type charizard... It's a goddamn trainwreck. But what really sets me off is that GF totally ignored the other two starters in favor of making their over-shilled dragon "sooper speshul". They've always done starter-exclusive things in threes, the elemental hyper beams, the Z-crystals, the pledge moves... hell, even the Hoenn starters all got their Megas in the end. But Venusaur and Blastoise? No second mega, no consolation, nuttin'. (The mindgames make this thing fucking obnoxious to play against, too, because if you mess up, that's a Dragon Dance and a very high chance of a Tough-Claws-boosted move rammed up your ass.)
TL;DR: still-salty venusaurfag hates mega charizard x
