>>45625221Okay kid, I was going to let you off easy, but you've forced me to unleash my true power.
Flareon:
>Pokedex entry from Gold: It stores some of the air it inhales in its internal flame pouch, which heats it to over 3,000 degrees.The average house fire is between 1000 and 2000 degrees Fahrenheit. Next.
Jolteon:
>130 base speed.>Literally TWICE as fast as Flareon and Jolteon and Vaporeon>Implying Jolteon wouldn't motherfucking Ultra Instinct outta that shit the moment it became even MILDLY toastyYou must be sweating bullets at this point, but I'm not even done with you, punk.
Vaporeon:
>Implying Vaporeon would even be harmed by the flames>When she's been DOUBLE GLAZED in my thick, sloppy, cumShows how much you know, lorelet. Don't ever post in my thread again.
