>>56258166Unown sweeps are the funniest fucking thing in the world, why don't more people pull them off?
I'm aware this is only possible because I let Unown learn any universal TM move.Apollo's team:
Golduck L44 (Berserk Gene): Headbutt, Hydro Pump, Nasty Plot, Psychic
Houndoom L45 (MiracleBerry): Heat Wave, Super Fang, Crunch, Nasty Plot
Exeggutor L46 (Leftovers): Confusion, Sleep Powder, Dream Eater, Seed Bomb
Ursaring L48 (Mint Berry): Rest, Sleep Talk, Seismic Toss, Thrash"How could this be...? Our dreams have come to naught... Fine. I'll tell you the truth about what we had planned. Three months ago, we lost our Boss in the storm that sunk the St. Anne. Without Giovanni's leadership, the organization fell into total chaos. I took control of Team Rocket along with the three other Executives. We fabricated the information that Giovanni was only hiding somewhere, training solo. It was to unite our underlings, to get everything back in line. The truth is, I have no idea what actually happened to Giovanni after we lost him in that awful storm... I want to believe he's out there... I want to believe he survived. But without any evidence, we had no choice but to assume the worst. So, we formed a plan to bring him back to us, one way or another. Lugia is said to be a guardian of the deep sea. If that's true, it could very well be able to locate Giovanni's body. Of course, that alone wouldn't do us much good. Not without the power of Ho-Oh. Ho-Oh is said to have the ability to resurrect a fallen Pokémon. Could the same be true for humans? I cannot know for sure, but it was our last hope to restore his life. With the return of our leader, Team Rocket could have taken over the whole nation! Yet, here you stand before me. A mere child... If we had gained control of the legendary Pokémon sooner, perhaps I could have beaten you here today."
dev note: trim this down holy shit 