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You drop down from the ceiling, initiating a final confrontation with the ambiguously-ranked Solomon Grunty, "A-AH! What a complete shamboozle!...How long were you up on the ceiling? How much of my rambling did you hear?"
"Way too much! Now shove out the way, I need to unlock that door so I can rescue my girlfriend, the two legendary Pokemon, and also the world. I'm not letting a schmuck like you get in the way of-"
Solomon shakes his head, "Yeah no, that's not gonna happen. My kids are at the sitter's and I've got a back cramp that this big techno door's healing, so buzz off!"
Rather than do that, you instead go for the high road and assume by some stretch of imagination that Solomon Grunty is a literal flaming homosexual. You reach for the zipper of your jeans and start working on whipping your dick out.
"Uh, no, that's not gonna work on me."
You stop and zip your pants back up.
"Well then, what DO you like?"
"...
Hot pockets. I like hot pockets." 