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>Playing Pokemon Crystal
>Headbutt a tree
>A golden Pineco appears!
>Whatthehellisthis.jpg
>False Swipe
>Golden Pineco used Selfdestruct
>Fuck
Red Gyrados doesn't count
>Playing Pokemon Ruby
>Exploring Team Aqua base or whoever it was
>Find an electrode disguised as an item
>Wait this thing is blue and sparkling!
>Omg it's a shiny
>Remember the Pineco that got away
>Not this time bitches
>Switch to my Scizor with false swipe
>The wild electrode used self destruct
>Noooooooo
>Get masterball 40 seconds later
>Throw my gameboy advanced out my window
A year later
>Be playing pokemon crystal again for the memories
>On victory road
>A shiny onix appears
>Don't even bother, just throw my masterball
>The shiny onix was caught!
>Run downstairs to tell my brother
>Brother isn't there so I tell my mom
>Mom sighs because I am a 26 year old man playing pokemon
>I am crying with joy
>Mom just doesn't understand
Then I got an action replay and caught myself a shiny fucking pineco and a shiny fucking electrode. I felt like I was rubbing my nads all over gamefreak's face. Totally worth it.
