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>Argh! Shor’s bones, that hurt! I’ve stubbed my proud nordic toe on this ugly rotten wooden table!
>Who can I blame this on...? Yes, of course, it’s the elves. Those damned elves. They placed this furniture I own in this very spot to torment me, typical of their deceitful ways!
>That’s it, I’ll make Ysgramor proud tonight. I’m going to grab my friends and beat up a lonely elven woman in a dark alley!