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>swoshie comes out
me: game is slow, gamefreak lied all throughout the ad campaign, ""high quality animations"". Awful
mainstream: KILL YOURSELF #JUSTICEFORGAMEFREAK #NATIONALDEXTERSGETTHEROPE
>gen 4 remakes
me: why would I ever buy a game which is exactly the same but worse than the original games?
mainstream: omg so cute! #nostalgia! 8/10
>legends
Me: hey this is actually fun and the story is very cool. How exciting
Mainstream: *ignores the game exists*
>scarlet and violet
Me: oh wow! The story is great, the game is actually open world, full of actually interesting characters and setpieces. New pokemon are good and the gimmick is fun. These are almost as great as black and white! I cant wait to see the fans rejoice-
Mainstream: WORST FUCKING POKEMON GAMES EVER 3.5/10 AN EMBARRASSMENT WORST THAN SWOSHIE BUGGY THEY ARE SO BUGGY DID I MENTION GAME BREAKING BUGS??? I FELL IN THE VOID AND WAS TELEPORTED BACK AFTER 5 SECONDS AND THAT IS GAME BREAKING AND I WATCHED SOME YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND ITS SO BAD!!!! SWOSHIE WAS SO GOOD
I am seriously at my limit. I wish I could murder every single one of you and your mothers.