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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtc6TGx29jgUnfezant coughs up a stick of celery she stole from the picnic basket, ready to whack you with it if you dare come too close to her. It's a weird weapon choice, but whatever.
The aerial escapade takes you and the foul fowl all over Geosenge Town, even the tall stones look like ants from how high up you are. It's like some lucid dream, or something.
It's way too early in the day for you to be doing wacky, messed up shit like this.
"AERIAL. GERMAN. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUPLEX!!!" you yell out your finisher move as you pound your elbow with pride. You spin over to Unfezant and grab her beak, then with all the might your twig arms can muster, you yank her back.
"UUUUUUUUUUUNFEZAAAAAAAAAAANT!"
You toss the aerial-Flareon straight down so that the earth can take care of her once and for all. But Unfezant has experienced many aerial battles in her times as a shitty Unovan bird.
She does a barrel roll and retaliates, now aiming to pluck your fucking eyes out.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"
Yet, as she begins to ascend up and take you down,
a gun shot rings out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dxcl4rAbd0Unfezant is shot down.Defeated, she falls down to earth like a duck from Duck Hunt, crashing somewhere in the woods nearby Geosenge Town.
"What the...?"
A) Tail her at the risk of getting totally shot at!
B) Return to Miss to report the deets.