>>47308071When did /vp/ become a decent enough spot for this thread to return? I'll bite:
>Pokemon trainer>Parents breed snakes for toxins, skin, meat, and pest control animals.>Turn 10>Mom tells me she's been saving one for the day I'm old enough to go adventuring.>Young, mild-mannered Seviper.>Go to meet the other kids>Duel one>Cute Buneary>Tell my new Pokemon to attack.>His pokemon hits mine>My Seviper bites his buneary>Immediately wraps his body around it>Starts wrestling to further secure the victory>Professor steps in and calls off the fight>Buneary had some poison in its system>Fucker on the other side cries bloody murder>30 steps away from a cure-all machine and he says I nearly killed his starter.>Only guy willing to practice is a kid whose mom gave him a Beldum.>Go to the first Route>Professor wants to follow me to next town "Just to make sure we're safe".>No issue. >Fight bugs.>All's well.>Enter a cave>Jenny wants to chaperone.>Only ones who want to fight are people with Steel-types>Nurses are eager to give public lectures on sportsmanship, safety, public awareness, and the like whenever they see my Seviper. ("It just reminded them.") >This continues for multiple weeks.>Even a decade later, people see my Seviper come out of his ball and demand I put him back inside.>Nothing like this when someone's Water-type uses Surf on poorly-drained farmland, or when a Grass-type drops spores everywhere. 