>>54024966Because he is the first legendary that served as an effective trio master. He is the hidden boss of RS and beat the shit out of Groudon and Kyogre in E. He ripped apart Deoxys for fun and keks. He eats Minior for breakfast, Solrock for lunch and Lunatone for dinner. He rapes Zinnia to pass time. He made kids who played their first pokemon games cum and orgasm with his muscular long black sexy shiny slimy serpentine body and lipsticked lips. His smile is very attractive. His nickname is Fug that rhythme with Fuck.