>>13477108"I went to a live-studio recording of some sitcom I couldn't understand so time just slipped by."
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Wait fo- AH! There it is!
Rosa's discerning look soon melts into a bubbly smile, "Haah, okay then!~ Just make sure to be back in one piece, okay?"
At that moment, Natalie walks up to Rosa and grabs her shirt, pulling it cutely in order to get some special snowflake attention, "Mommy, mommy!"
Rosa holds up a finger to you, "Wait a sec." then she places her hands on her knees, "Yes honey?"
Natalie holds up a jar of babby food, the banana-flavored kind that tastes good even to old people like you, her pudgy little girl fingers are no match when it comes to opening it.
"C-can't open, no no no!" is quote by quote, the explanation of her dilemma.
Rosa cringes, this is a concept that's not foreign to her, she just fucking hates doing it.
"Riiiiiiiight...I'll be right with you. Okay Nate, I gotta go, I'm busy as hell today, and no amount of lust for you will deter me from my motherly obligations!~"
Ugh. Back to being surrounded by loud wetbacks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ORHFMgrDJ0After exchanging goodbyes and humiliating pet names, you hang up the device, rather conveniently as the lead nigga and his goons are returning from their journey to purchase drugs.
Isn't it great to pay people to work for you?
"A'ight my nigga, here's 'da dough! Have a nice day now, ya hear?"
