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>you will never be Kahili's stay-at-home husband
>you will never watch your darling kick ass at golf without breaking a sweat
>you will never feel warmth in your heart as your girl is handed yet another giant trophy while she and her permanently pissed toucan stare impassively at the camera
>you will never smile at her as she steps into the house
>you will never proudly point to the table when she asks what's for dinner
>you will never hear her say "I'm going to bed know" and know that she means that she also expects you to do the same
>you will never be ordered to completely undress yourself while she keeps her own clothes on
>you will never be shoved onto the bed then climbed on top of
>you will never be toyed with while she stays fully clothed
>you will never finally whimper in joy after she decides that she's ready to take her clothes off
>you will never make a "hole in one"
>you will never do any of this while she keeps the same expression on her face the whole time
rejoice, for Kahili is shit
