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>go into gamestop
>know all the employees
>including the hot chicks
>extremely awkward with them though
>can hardly hold conversation
>XY comes out
>qt employee: So what's your favorite confirmed pokemon anon?
>mumble swirlix as quietly and unclearly as I can
>what was that anon?
>S-swirlix..
>qt employee 2: Swirlix? The Cotton Candy Pokemon? That's so girly of you anon.
>qt employee 1: That's why i've always liked anon, he doesn't care what anyone thinks of him
>there's a third qt girl listening in as she browses the psvita games
>i can hear her giggling at me
>rat in my pocket was on lunch break
>he is Ratatouille
>he starts producing spaghetti like no french rat ever could
>spaghetti starts flying everywhere
>THERE'S ALFREDO SAUCE
>in everyone's faces
>all these qt girls seem pissed off
>"J-just give me m-my X.. here's the receipt.."
>they give me X
>qt employee 2: you know I would have liked you a lot anon
>qt employee 1: yeah, except you like using Alfredo sauce
>i leave and slip on some sauce on the way out
>XY ends up sucking ass
