>>11840725Oh, also ignore the cheesy-ass title.
It was actually a reference to a song I was listening to as I was working on this, because I thought it was a funny dissonance, considering the nature of the song. The title kind of fit though, but didn't think of how cheesy it sounded until I was pretty much done, by which point I was too lazy to try and come up with a new name.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4MzvsLMHwgis the song, if you're interested for some reason.