>>39609815>Pokemon with hypnotic abilities are rounded up into detention camps without trial>NinetailsCan incinerate people
>Alolan NinetailsCan flash freeze them for later consumption
>Mr. MimeCan protect itself inside an imaginary box and laugh at you as you try and get in
>Mime Jr.Ditto
>DrifloonCan steal your children but only the skinny ones
>MeowthWill be figuring out how to collect on the insurance after all this
>Alolan MeowthDitto
>ZubatWill deafen anything in its way
>PsyduckIs a bomb
>GengarCan rip out your soul
>HypnoWith a few flicks of its wrist could make you believe you were a shuckle that'd then drown itself trying to surf
>Lunala Could vaporize your city
>XurkitreeNGL I have no idea what this thing can do.
>MewWill laugh and dance in the destruction
Yeah.... I love this plan. What city do you live in? I want to know where to send the condolence cards